A minister parked his car in a no-parking zone in a large city and attached the following message to his windshield: “I have circled this block 10 times. I have an appointment to keep. Forgive us our trespasses.”

When he returned to his car he found this reply attached to his own note along with a ticket: “I’ve circled this block 10 years. If I don’t give you a ticket, I lose my job. Lead us not into temptation.”

Thou shall not park

Thou shall not park

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