A Singapore video entitled Old Man Gets Sexually Harassed By Sexy Colleagues has gone viral, garnering over 2 million views since it was uploaded to YouTube on November 18.

The video stars 53-year-old Toh Kia Hing as a Hokkien-speaking uncle who gave up what most men would consider a dream job – massaging models – to take up an office job, only to find that he can't shake his past and end up sexually harassed by the hot, young women in his office in blatant attempts to get him to massage them. They slip off their jackets, smile sweetly, flirt and tug at his shirt, hoping he would lay his magic fingers on them.

These hot ladies are played by 19-year-old full-time model Hazel Low, 21-year-old student Clovie Peck, 24-year-old personal assistant Rachael Sia and 25-year-old model and DJ Ms Tenashar.

Mr Toh, a Hainanese,  says that he is nothing like his onscreen persona.

For one thing, he readily admits: "In real life, I'd be delighted to massage pretty girls all day."

He also speaks fluent English and sounds nothing like the Hokkien-spewing uncle in the video.

In real life, Mr Toh works as a sound engineer for concerts and conferences. In his more than 30 years experience, he has worked with famous singers like Shakira, James Ingram and Anastacia.

He has become Singapore's hottest uncle!

Enjoy the video!

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Apple’s iPhone 5 is now available in select countries around the world but it has not been released in Netherlands. So a team from iPhone5.nl who got their hands on the device a week early in the Netherlands thought it would be hilarious to play a prank with the first iPhone 5 on the busiest street in Amsterdam in the Netherlands.

The pranksters wanted to catch people’s high jinks when they stumble upon a new iPhone in the middle of Leidseplein, a busy square in Amsterdam with one the busiest foot traffic in the city. After securing the phone to the pavement using Super Glue, they set up a hidden camera to capture people’s perplexed reactions as they tried to pick up the phone.

The new iPhone 5 glued to the street

Sure enough, the iPhone 5 caught the eye of nearly every passer-by. Most of them attempted to pick up the phone, before realizing that it was glued to the ground. Some made multiple attempts to grab the phone. They either ran off red-faced and giggling, or got frustrated and attempted to kick the handset free but to no vail.

The YouTube video of the prank has gone viral, garnering more than 1 million views since it was uploaded on September 21. Have a good laugh!

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Xi’an Up Close 《西安零距离》, an investigative journalism programme which airs on Xi’an TV, has become an international laughing stock after airing a report on June 17 on a “mystery mushroom” which was discovered by villagers in a rural part of the city.

Residents of the Liucunbu village on the outskirts of the capital of the Shaanxi province came across a strange fungi-like object while drilling a new well. They then contacted the local TV station for help and reporter Ye Yunfeng was despatched to the village to follow up.

The news report on the mysterious "mushroom"

One villager who was there during the fateful discovery of the unidentified object tells the reporter, “When we dug down to about 80m deep, we fished out this long, fleshy object. It’s got a nose and an eye, but we have no idea what it is!”

“Even our 80-year-old neighbour here says he has never seen anything like this before,” he adds.

Reporter Ye then begins to describe the curious object as the camera pans in on it. “As we can all see, this looks like a type of fungus, on both ends of which you’ll find mushroom heads.”

“On this side, you can see what looks like a pair of lips,” she adds. “And on that side, there is a tiny hole which extends all the way back to this side. The object looks very shiny, and it feels really fleshy and meaty too.”

“I’ve done my own research on the internet,” says the afore-mentioned villager. “It’s a type of lingzhi mushroom, called the taisui.”

Without skipping a beat, reporter Ye chimes in with her own research, saying this type of lingzhi is generally found in the Shaanxi region deep underground and is hence rarely seen. “When the Emperor Qin Shi Huang was on the hunt for the secret to longevity,” she elucidates, “it is said he discovered this lingzhi was the answer.”

Viewers who saw the report on Sunday immediately identified the mystery mushroom as a double-headed masturbation toy with an artificial vajayjay (vagina)on one side and an artificial anus on the other. Yes, you read that right, it was a jack-off aid that some guy used to spank his one-eye monster  when he wasn’t getting it from his wife.

Overnight, the video of the news report went viral on the Internet, chalking up a few million views across multiple video-sharing sites.

The next day, the embarrassed TV show issued the following apology on its Sina Weibo profile:

An open letter to all netizens and viewers: Hi everyone, one of our news reports which aired last night has made everyone laugh. This incident has been widely followed, shared and commented on. As our reporter was still very young and unwise to the ways of the world, this report has brought great inconvenience to everyone. We’d like to take this opportunity to thank everyone from the bottom of our hearts for your criticism and correction. Please forgive our oversight!

致广大网友及观众的公开信:各位亲!昨晚我们的一条新闻让大家见笑了。这件事引发了大家的广泛关注、转发和评论。由于我们的记者还很年轻,不谙世事,在这条新闻中给大家带来了不适和误导!在此,我们衷心的感谢各位网友对我们节目的批评和指正。亲们,请原谅我们的一次疏忽吧。

The villagers of Liucunbu, in the meanwhile, heaved a sigh of relief that they had put a hold on their  temptation to stir-fry the “mushroom” to taste its “yumminess.”

In a wacky sense, maybe there is a little bit of truth to the reporter’s  assessment that the “mushroom” is a lingzhi treasured for promoting longevity. It may promote the longevity of some men’s sex lives, hahaha!

You must view the video of the news report…..it is hilarious!

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A YouTube video of a father quizzing his baby daughter over who is her favourite parent has gone viral, garnering over 2.5 million views since it was uploaded on January 3.

The video of Australian Mick Tippett quizzing his adorable young daughter Maddie is truly hilarious.

The adorable Maddie

When Mick first poses the question, Maddie blurts out ‘Mum’ before Mick can even give her both the options.

Then Mick calls for a recess and tries “bribing” her with something to eat.

After the recess, Mick asks Maddie to repeatedly says “Dad” five times before asking her again about her favourite parent hoping to catch Maddie off guard.  But Maddie still replies ‘Mum’, causing an exasperated sigh from her father.

Mick then tries to trick her by asking her who her least favourite parent is, but the little girl is not fooled.

Enjoy the video:

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I have a stressful day in the office today and to make matters worse, my gum which has been swollen for the last few days seem to have taken a turn for the worse. I had no choice but to see a dentist.

After dinner, I felt tired and stressed. I decided to look for some funny jokes online to cheer myself up. And I came across this “Lord Of The Ring” joke….had a hearty laugh and decided to share with you all.

Lord Of The Rings

An old, white haired man walked into a jewelry store one Friday evening with a beautiful young girl at his side. He told the jeweler he was looking for a special ring for his girlfriend.

The old man and his young girlfriend

The jeweler looked through his stock and brought out a $5,000 ring.

The old man said, “No, I’d like to see something more ‘special’.”

At that statement, the jeweler went to his special stock and brought another ring over. “Here’s a stunning ring at only $40,000,” the jeweler said.

The young lady’s eyes sparkled and her whole body trembled with excitement. The old man seeing this said, “We’ll take it.”

The jeweler asked how payment would be made and the old man stated, “By check. I know you need to make sure my check is good, so I’ll write it now and you can call the bank Monday to verify the funds and I’ll pick the ring up Monday afternoon,” he said.

Monday morning, the jeweler phoned the old man. “There’s no money in that account,” he said.

“I know,” said the old man, “But let me tell you about my weekend!”

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A madcap YouTube video “North Korea Party Rock Anthem ft. Kim Jong Il” by error606 has gone viral after the death of North Korean tyrant Kim Jong-il.

The video was uploaded on September 16 this year and matched footage of parades in honour of the tyrant to the upbeat electro soundtrack of LMFAO’s Party Rock Anthem which was a No 1 hit in April this year.

With the footage sped up, the hilarious video shows Koreans performing marching, gymnastic routines, traditional dances, and clapping — seemingly in time with the tempo of the hit song..

Enjoy the video!

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ABC’s late night talk show host Jimmy Kimmel is making a lot of enemies among kids with his latest Christmas prank which might be one of the cutest holiday pranks of all time.

In the spirit of the Christmas, the host challenged his ‘Jimmy Kimmel Live!’ audience to give their kids ridiculously awful Christmas presents under the guise of a “special early present”and to record their responses.

Creative parents from all over the country responded by submitting videos of their children freaking out and even breaking down in tears over receiving a half-eaten sandwich, a rotten banana, and girly coloring books! One boy throws a tantrum and declares his undying hatred for Santa upon receiving a “stupid hello Kitty dress”. Toward the end of Jimmy Kimmel’s video below, one mother says: “We thought really hard about what to get you.” Her son’s response…”Well you didn’t do a very good job!”

This cute little girl got a half-eaten sandwich as her present.

Watch as the kids fall victim to the hysterical prank that their parents play on them.

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Why do people like to make fun of blondes?

On one hand, blonde hair in women has been considered attractive and desirable. On the other hand, a blonde woman is often perceived as making little use of intelligence, as a “woman who relied on her looks rather than on intelligence.”

There is an abundance of dumb blonde jokes. Here is a sampling of such jokes:

Dumb Blonde Joke 1

A person went into the office kitchen one morning and found a new blonde girl painting the walls. She was wearing a new fur coat and a nice denim jacket.

Thinking this was a little strange, he asked her why she was wearing them rather than old clothes or an overall.

She showed him the instructions on the tin,

“For best results, put on two coats”.

Dumb Blonde Joke 2

A blonde was driving down the road listening to the radio and was quite upset when she heard blonde joke after blonde joke. A little way down the road, she saw another blonde out in a field rowing a boat. The blonde stopped her car and angrily jumped out yelling,

“You dumb blonde bimbo! It’s blondes like you that give the rest of us a bad name! If I could swim I’d come out there and give you what’s coming to you!”

Dumb Blonde Joke 3

Dumb blonde

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An accidental video of an elderly couple struggling to learn how to use a webcam has gone viral, making the couple online accidental celebrities.

” Webcam 101 for Seniors” features Bruce and Esther Huffman trying to figure out how to take a picture of themselves using their new webcam, but they unwittingly recorded a hilarious video of themselves.

Bruce and Esther Huffman

In the nearly three minute video, 86-year-old Bruce makes funny monkey faces, comments on his wrinkles, sings, burps and at one point, flirts with his 79-year-old wife Esther who ignores him while she tries to figure out how to take a photo.

“See how pretty your hair is?” Bruce said to Esther. “Just drop your dress a little bit and see your boobies.”

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Esther was especially perplexed when she saw an error message pop up that read, “‘warning you must stop recording before trying to close.’” Esther went on to say, “Gee but I don’t know what I’m recording. Shucks.”

For one fleeting moment, Bruce almost figured out what was going on when he says, “maybe it’s recording us?” Unfortunately instead of exploring that possibility they moved on to another topic: their wrinkles.

Apparently, their granddaughter had tried to teach the charming couple how to use the webcam. When the granddaughter was on the new computer a few days later, she found the funny video. Titling it Webcam 101 For Seniors, she posted it on YouTube.

“We did not realize the camera was on at all, otherwise I would not have burped and groped,” added Bruce.”Well, I might have.”

“When I was 8 years old, my uncle paid me five cents if I’d make a monkey face and I’ve been working on it all these years. I never knew it’d make me famous,” Bruce said.

“I was trying to figure out how to do the videos and didn’t know the thing was actually running,” Esther said. “All the while, Bruce was kind of amusing himself because he was bored. He was being quite an actor.”

The Huffmans have become Internet sensations. They’ve appeared on several television news shows. The video has received close to3.5 million page views since it was uploaded on YouTube on August 21.

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This is from an email I received today. Just take it for what it isa joke, okay?

As the man walked down the busy sidewalk with his wife, knowing he was late for church, his eyes fell upon one of those unfortunate, ragged vagabonds that are found in every city these days. Some people turned to stare. Others quickly looked away as if the sight would somehow contaminate them.

Recalling his old pastor, Brother Mike, who always admonished him to “care for the sick, feed the hungry and clothe the naked,” the man was moved by some powerful inner urge to reach out to this unfortunate person.

Wearing what can only be described as rags, carrying her treasured worldly possessions in two plastic bags, the mans heart was touched by this person’s condition.

Yes, where some people saw only rags, the man saw a true, hidden beauty.

A small voice inside the mans head called out, “Reach out, reach out and touch this person…..

So he did.

The woman wearing what can only be described as rags

The man won't be going to church for a while

He won’t be at church this week.

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