David Beckham, despite his sometimes icy behavior, showed off his comic side and famous physique during a prank on The Ellen DeGeneres Show! And he is lauded for his performance and self-control for not bursting out in laughter during the prank.

David Beckham

The 35-year-old recently had some fun at the expense of an unsuspecting masseuse, who had to deal with his diva demands. It is a candid camera sort of prank that had audiences in stitches.

With Ellen feeding him exactly what to say through an earpiece, David went shirtless, told the masseuse to call him “Ricky,” asked her to not use her thumbs, and made her sing during the session — all while a hidden camera was rolling.

This video is hilarious and proves David can be very sporting when it comes to playing the ball fool once in a while.

Check out the awesome clip!

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Are you bored with the run-of-the-mill products in your house? Are you looking for products to spice up your house? Well, you’re in luck.

The products featured below are what I would describe simply as “bold.” Buy them for your home but be warned…..some of the products may bring blushes to your house guests.

Ipod touch bed.....bed for geeks

Naughty Bedsheets

Reading blanket

Fun bed sheet

Naughty nude bed sheets

Naughty pillow cases

Pillow for men

Japanese lady towel

What is so special about the Japanese lady towel? Well, wait until it gets WET! And this is what you get!

When the Japanese lady gets "wet" she goes naked, of course!

Ya, that’s rite….when the lady gets wet, she goes naked! Hahaha!

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What are illusions? According to Webster’s dictionary some of the actual meanings of the word illusion are, “something that deceives by producing misleading impressions of reality.” Illusions are “deceptive appearances.” Illusions are “erroneous perceptions of reality.” Illusions are “erroneous beliefs.”

What do you see? Part of the female anatomy? or an open book?

An illusion is “a false mental image produced by mis-interpretation of things that actually exist.” An image is a “picture representation of a perception.” Perception is to “perceive” and perceive is to “to grasp with the mind.” Could that mean your reality is only what’s going on in your mind?

What do you see here? Be honest. Do you see the thighs and black panty of a woman? Or did you see a lamp shade?

Illusions are discrepancies from truths. All kinds of perceptions are subject to illusions; but generally they pass unnoticed, except when there are marked internal inconsistencies, or clear departures from what is believed to be true. As beliefs largely determine what is accepted as true, so beliefs can dismiss or affirm appearances as illusory.

I know what all men see in this photo. Sorry to disappoint you but this is a photo of a woman's heels in a shoe advertisement.

Reality is therefore merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one. So don’t always jump to conclusions too fast. Things are often not what they may appear to be. Exercise restraint and check things out thoroughly before making rash decisions based on erroneous perceptions.

Watch this for a while and you will see what I mean. Things are not what they appear to be.

Although illusions are prevalent in normal conditions, admittedly the best known are seen in pictures. Yet, curiously, the brain’s perceptual knowledge is not the same as, and does not always agree with, its conceptual understanding. And it also appears that male and female perceive things differently. Male illusions, by extrapolation, are thus also different from female illusions, as evidenced by the photos below.

Did you see the beautiful sunset in this photo?

Would you have seen the CN Tower in the background if not for the red arrow pointing to it?

What a nice sports car! Are you telling me you did not notice the car?

Beautiful scenery especially the waterfall....and also a beautiful girl. But I guess most men hardly notice the scenery at all.

Stare at this picture. After about 30 seconds you should see a boat appearing in the background. Some men report that it takes them a few minutes to see the boat, so exercise a bit of patience and stay focused!

Yes, stare at the picture and a beautiful beach will appear in about 3o seconds. Amazing!

Did you see those people in the background?

You are dirty-minded. That is not a wman's ass that you see in the photo but the arm of the photographer!

Did you see the real watermelons or were your eyes glued to the "Busty-Heart-sized watermelons" of the woman?

And now for your final test. Focus carefully on  the photo below and be frank about what you see.

Sexy woman

So what did you see? A very sexy woman, right? I am not blind and I too can see the sexy woman. I bet you did not even notice that she only has one leg. She is a one-legged sexy woman due to someone goofing up when “”photoshopping” this photo.

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Apple crushed revenue and earnings estimates, as expected, but the iPad business posted a huge miss: 4.19 million shipments versus the Street’s consensus at 4.7 million and many estimates above 5 million.

On the earnings call, Apple hinted that this was at least in part a supply issue, noting that supply and demand weren’t balanced until September, the last month of the quarter.

Steve Jobs stole the show on the call, trashing competitors like RIM and Google, and suggesting that the iPad and iPhone will win against rivals because they are better products at great prices. Jobs also said the company is holding onto its cash — more than $50 billion now — mostly in case a big strategic opportunity comes along.

On the plus side, Apple’s iPhone business posted huge numbers despite the “Antennagate” hoopla — Apple moved 14.1 million phones last quarter, and boasted in its press release that this beat RIM’s most recent quarter, when it shipped 12.1 million BlackBerry devices

Steve Jobs also announced that Apple has already sold more than 250,000 of the new Apple TV device.

On a lighter note, I have just received an email from my cousin Sylvester with these Steve Jobs/Apple/Bill Gates jokes. Apple investors are all smiles with the great earnings reported by Apple but I hope these jokes will bring a big grin to you all.

Apple jokes

"Apple" Jobs & "Soft" Gates

Applegate

"Bills" Gates

Let’s get back to “serious” business again. Microsoft and Apples are rumored to be collaborating on a new product.  It is all shrouded in secrecy but I heard that the product will be called “SoftApple”  and will run on a BlowJob (oops!)  BillJob platform and powered by a Applegate processor.  Stay tuned for the launch!

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ET and friends came calling on New York yesterday setting off lots of excitement and also anxiety among New Yorkers. Maybe ET and friends were trying to pay a courtesy call on Obama but their spacecraft(s) strayed off course and ended up over New York.

A mysterious shiny object(s) was seen floating high over Manhattan West Side, setting  off an UFO frenzy and a flurry of reports yesterday that an UFO was flying over the city.   The reports turned out to be true – confirmed by the Federal government.

UFO over New York?

Police and the Federal Aviation Authority (FAA) said they began getting flooded with calls starting at 1:30 p.m. from people reporting a silvery object hovering high over Chelsea. And several residents said they not only saw the UFO, but they also saw three aliens in the “pilot seats” of the UFO. These people must have extremely powerful telescopic eyes! Oh yes, it’s ET and 2 of his friends!

Yes, people saw ET and 2 frens in the UFO!

The UFO was floating approximately 5,000 feet above Chelsea at 23rd Street and Eighth Avenue, where dozens of people gathered late in the afternoon to catch a glimpse.  Many residents were scared, thinking that the city was under attack.

Not long after the first sightings, messages began appearing on Twitter linking to a month-old press release announcing the publication of a book by a retired NORAD officer predicting that UFOs would buzz the earth’s major cities on Oct. 13.

The Federal Aviation Administration said it received several calls to its operations center.  After carefully reviewing the data, the FAA would not make a comment, though insiders say that they confirmed that it was in fact a UFO – one that they had been tracking for weeks.

Here’s one video of the sighting:

To some, the objects appeared to be yellow balloons, although there has been no official confirmation from the NYPD. On the streets below there was a lot of intrigue about the mystery going on up above.

Weird sightings in the sky are not new to our area. Back in January of 2009, strange, red, blinking lights could be seen across Morris County, N.J., and officials thought they had figured out what caused them.

In the end, though, it wasn’t exactly a close encounter.

It turns out the lights were part of a hoax. Prosecutors said two men with too much time on their hands pulled off the trick with five flares, fishing line and helium balloons.

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China has become synonymous with copycat. China is always quick to copy any new idea or product that takes off anywhere in the world. To businessmen in China, the word “copyright” is definitely not in their dictionary. Just make a search for any branded products on Alibaba.com and you will find lots of suppliers in China who can sell you the products at a fraction of the cost of a genuine product. If you mention the concept of  intellectual property to businessmen in China, most of them would probably give you a blank stare, wondering whether you are trying to show off with some bombastic words.

Even oranges are not spared....there are "pirated" Sunkist oranges in China !

Starbucks is the largest coffeehouse company in the world. Its incredible success has not gone unnoticed by businessmen in China. Starbucks have officially spread its wings to China but that has not deterred some Chinese businessmen from cashing in on the Starbucks craze.

Starbucks logo

There is this coffee outlet in China’s Liuzhou that goes by the name “Star Fucks Coffe”. Oh my, they don’t even know how to spell coffee correctly! But take a close look at their logo and compare it with the Starbucks logo. The logo is almost identical to Starbucks except they have an additional two words “Porn Queen” under the logo. I wonder what sort of coffee they are selling. From the name, I would think their coffee probably contains some aphrodisiac like tongkat ali or Viagra. And drawing my conclusion from the two words “Porn Queen”, I won’t be surprised if their waitresses are all scantily dressed and perform “special service” for their customers. Their advertisement would probably convey this message: Have a Star Fucks coffe and be a star in bed! Sorry to disappoint you guys but the outlet did not really open for business…I guess it must have been a publicity stunt to attract tenants to the property.

Star Fucks Coffe....do you want a Cappucino Viagra or a Spring Return Latte or a Tongkat Ali Mocha?

There is also the Bucksstar Coffee in China. I wonder how a Bucksstar coffee would taste like. As bucks mean dollars, maybe drinking Bucksstar Coffee will bring you lots of bucks! So if you are in China, head down to Bucksstar!

Bucksstar Coffee..where the big bucks begin

And then there is this coffee outlet in a small town in Sarawak that goes by the name of Setarbak Kopi.  This goes to show that even in a small rural town in Sarawak, people are aware of Starbucks and someone used his creativity to come up with a name that does not contravene Starbucks’ copyrights.

Care for a Setarbak Kopi?

So what do you want? A Star Fucks, a Bucksstar or a Setarbak?

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When it comes to memorable goal celebrations, Roger Milla’s corner flag hip-shaking immediately comes to mind. But the effort from Icelandic side Stjarnan blows Roger’s feat out of the water. Taken hook, line and sinker – there’s no doubt that this is the best goal celebration we’ve ever seen.

During a match between Stjarnan and Fylkir in Iceland at the end of last month, the goal celebration after a game-winning kick ended up being better than the actual winning goal. After striker Halldor Orri Bjornsson scored on a penalty kick in extra time to take a 2-1 lead, he pulled out an imaginary fishing rod and casted his line out.  Then he proceeded to reel in a huge catch – defender Johann Laxdal. Displaying wonderful technique the ‘catch’ flapped his way across the turf and was hauled up by Bjornsson and a number of his team mates. The players then posed with their big catch for a photo take.

Millions have watched the YouTube video of the Icelandic “The Angler” goal celebration and the Stjarnan FC has achieved a newfound stardom. But the club now admits that they are now under pressure to make fans laugh.  They have to keep trying to stay fresh and brainstorm for more novel goal celebration routines. It was hard to do better than “The Angler” but since then the team has come up with “The Bicycle” and “The Birth”.  “The Angler” was the brainchild of Bjornsson who thought that one up when he was on a fishing trip with his father. Watch the video and be amused  at the Icelanders’ fishing routine.

The bar has now been set very high just before the start of the new season for professional footballers everywhere.  No longer will the one arm held aloft, or shirt over head routines suffice. Creativity is the name of the game now and it will be hard to beat this elaborate Icelandic fishy routine.

Kudos to the club for taking the art of goal celebration to a whole new level.

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MU wins the Community Shield

Did you read the CNN news “United defeat Chelsea in season opener“? Oh my, I am really shocked…. CNN really goofed badly in the report! I reproduce below the first part of the CNN report:

Manchester United got their revenge on double winners Chelsea with a thrilling 3-1 victory in Sunday’s Community Shield, the traditional opener to the English Premier League season.

United only had the League Cup to show for their efforts last season and had to watch as Chelsea plundered the Premier League and FA Cup to secure the first ‘double’ in their history.

But Carlo Ancelotti’s side have had a series of poor results in pre-season and United were full value for their victory on a warm afternoon at Wembley.

United took the lead five minutes before half time when man-of-the-match Paul Scholes played a superb diagonal ball to Wayne Rooney on the right.

The England striker saw Antonio Valencia running into space in the center and he found his teammate with a perfect ball — the unmarked Colombian doing the rest by firing past goalkeeper Edwin van der Sar.

First of all, Antonio Valencia is not Colombian but Ecuadorian.  And if Antonio Valencia had fired past Edwin van der Sar, it would have been an own goal! The Chelsea goalkeeper is Henrique Hilario, NOT Edwin van der Sar. Edwin is the Manchester United goalkeeper. I still find it hard to believe CNN can goof up so badly!

I have printed a screen shot of the CNN report in case CNN discovered their errors and have made amendments to it.  Just click on the screen shot:

CNN Goofed

Oh my, what a joke!

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Little babies and kids can be so adorable and funny. Their innocence can be so endearing that you can’t help breaking out in laughter. Even when they are angry, they can still bring a smile to your face.

I am in a foul mood so keep your distance, ok?

Grrrrrrrrr! Don't piss me off!

When life is getting you down and you feel disheartened, just watch the following videos. I love these kids!

Do you wanna fight? This baby is ready to take you on!

I say “Don’t touch me!”.

Ouch! Charlie bit me!


This is a baby version of ROFL!

Oh boy, blood!

Kids say the darnest things. C’mon, say truck!

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Malaysia, truly Asia. This little phrase is Tourism Malaysia’s slogan. Over the past many years, we have all been bombarded with this slogan from Tourism Malaysia’s billboard, radio and TV ad to the point that some people are finding it annoying. And in the past two years or so, we have been bombarded by the 1Malaysia campaign. Malaysians are a funny lot. I propose another slogan for Malaysia. 1FunnyMalaysia, truly Lat Lah!

1Funny Malaysia

Malaysia's most popular cartoon character Lat

See how funny Malaysians can be!

Malaysian Starbucks

Who in the right mind would want to press the durians?

A Malaysian balancing act

A giant Malaysian bumblebee

The Malaysian government's drive to encourage reading is so successful that Malaysian dogs also know how to read!

Malaysian higher education?

The advantage of being a male in Malaysia!

Malaysian shopper

Another Malaysian shopper

Shopping Malaysian style

Shopping Malaysian style

A rich Malaysian telling the whole world about his wealth

A no-signboard coffeeshop in Malaysia

A stool for males

Malaysian helmet

Two Wong Fei Hong visit Malaysia

Malaysia, truly Lat!

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