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Facebook Parenting: For The Troubled Teen

February 13, 2012
Tommy Jordan, of Albemarle, North Carolina, reads out his 15-year-old daughter Hannah's grumbling Facebook post.

What would you do if your daughter posts a very disrespectful rant about you on Facebook?

A 15-year-old girl from North Carolina found out the hard way that it does not pay to talk bad about your parents after her dad read her Facebook rant. She was taught a very public lesson that she would never forget.

The miffed dad, Tommy Jordan, recorded a video of himself reading out her daughter’s rant from a computer print-out before shooting her laptop. The video , entitled “Facebook Parenting: For the troubled teen”, has gone viral, attracting almost 21 million views since it was uploaded on YouTube 5 days ago.

Tommy Jordan, of Albemarle, North Carolina, reads out his 15-year-old daughter Hannah's grumbling Facebook post.

He shoots nine bullets into the computer, which he tells Hannah she will have to pay for as well.

In her Facebook post, Hannah, the 15-year-old daughter, whined about having to do chores and not getting the latest gadgets on Facebook. She also moaned about how difficult her parents made her life.

‘That right there is your laptop’, he says in a YouTube video, pointing a camera at a computer lying in a patch of dirt on the ground. ‘This right here is my .45,’ he says, moving a pistol into the frame.

He cocks the weapon and shoots nine rounds into the laptop.

It’s also aimed at all her friends on Facebook who thought that her little rebellious post was cute, and for all you parents out there who think your, you know, kids don’t post bad things on Facebook’.

Mr Jordan mocks his daughter for thinking her parents would not be able to see the post because of her Facebook privacy settings, ignoring the fact that he works in IT for a living.

In the post, Hannah says she should be paid for the chores she does around the home and attacks her parents for overworking her.

Mr Jordan laughs at this suggestion, pointing out what an easy life she gets in comparison to what he had to endure growing up. She moans about waking up at 5am and go to bed at 10pm.

Then after about seven minutes addressing the camera to berate Hannah, he stands up and blows holes through the laptop
He rounds off by saying: ‘Oh yeah and after that comment you made about your mom, your mom told me to be sure I put one in there for her. So…that one’s from her.’

‘Maybe a few kids can take something away from this,’ Mr Jordan writes in the video description.

‘If you’re so disrespectful to your parents and yourself as to post this kind of thing on Facebook, you’re deserving of some tough love. Today, my daughter is getting a dose of tough love.’

He said he found her hidden Facebook post while upgrading her computer. He completes his lesson by saying: ‘You can have a new laptop when you buy a new laptop and when you pay me back the $130 for the software I spent on yours.

‘I hope you’ve enjoyed your little fiasco on Facebook. I hope it was worth all this.’

Mr Jordan has since written on Facebook that the attention has helped him and his daughter ‘deal with it’ and insisted Hannah is fine, saying they both laughed about the video going viral.

But he admitted: ‘I’ll agree that wasn’t a good example of me as a father. I had been reading that post again and again for about an hour, sometimes in tears, other times so mad my hands were shaking.

‘I was trying very hard to be civil in my message,’ Mr Jordan said. ‘I slipped in that and said a word I shouldn’t have. I deserve a little backlash for that, no doubt.’

Watch the video below:

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The following is a full transcript of what Hannah wrote in her Facebook post:

To my parents,

I’m not your damn slave. It’s not my responsibility to clean up your s**t. We have a cleaning lady for a reason. Her name is Linda, not Hannah.

If you want coffee, get off your ass and get it yourself. If you want a garden, shovel the fertiliser yourself, don’t sit back on your ass and watch me do it. If you walk in the house and get mud all over the floor that I just cleaned, be my guest, but clean it up after you are done getting s**t everywhere.

I’m tired of picking up after you. You tell me at least once a day that I need to get a job. You could just pay me for all the s**t that I do around the house. Every day when I get home from school, I have to do dishes, clean the counter tops, all the floors, make all the beds, do the laundry and get the trash. I’m not even going to mention all the work I do around your clinic.

And if I don’t do all that every day, I get grounded. Do you know how hard it is to keep up with chores and schoolwork? It’s freaking crazy.

I go to sleep at 10 o’clock every night because I am too tired to stay up any longer and do anything else. I have to get up at five in the morning, to get ready for school. On the weekends, I have to sleep with my door locked so my little brother won’t come get me up at six.

I’m tired of this bulls**t. Next time I have to pour a cup of coffee, I’m going to flip s**t. I have no idea how I have a life. I’m going to hate to see the day when you get too old to wipe your ass and you call me, asking for help. I won’t be there.

Your Pissed Kid,


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